Okay, this one is a bit weird. I was watching the Jimmy Carr 'Live in Concert' show on Channel 4 with my mum and dad. Jimmy was up to his usual nonsense of a pile of extremely squeamish-inducing gags.
He was posing a lot of very awkward moral conundrum questions. These, he says, can show how an audience rate in terms of decency. There are no correct answers, but the answers usually raise a laugh.
One of them was, "Would you kill a whale to save two pandas?" and the audience yelled "Yes"
He continued this for a while as my parents and I laughed along. Suddenly something awful happened. Jimmy asked the ultimate question,
"Would you fuck your father to save your mother?"
There was silence...horrible silence in the living room. I chugged my wine with gusto, hoping that I wasn't blushing, and avoided my parents' eyes.
Suddenly my mother turned to me, and in deathly seriousness said, "You'd fucking better"