Over the past few years I've stumbled across some of the weird and vaguely hilarious shit that people secretly fetishise. It's remarkable but true that whatever you can think off, people will find a way to sexy up.
So here's one that has entertained me for ages. Gun porn.
Now, we've all seen the Jackie Brown scene that tells us what you do when you absolutely, positively have to kill every muthafucker in the goddamn room. The AK47 is seen let rip by a gaggle of bikini-clad tna models.
That's not gun porn. That's essentially tit models with guns.
THIS...is gun porn
That's right! Gun Porn
It's remarkable, but also unsurprising. Guns are, I admit, fascinating. I've always been interested in military history and I'm genuinely interested in guns and their historical progression...but this is fucking bonkers.
There are several reasons why this is mental. Firstly, it's clearly an ad for guns, which is odd. Secondly, it has a vaguely new age 'whale song'-ish type of soundtrack. Thirdly, there is a very unsubtle collection of shots of the phallus-shaped muzzle spewing smoke and bullets. Like a multi-orgasm money shot.
Anyway, I'll leave you to enjoy the gun porn and I'll go pour myself a glass of wine and open a box of Kleenex.
Dirty times.
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LOL that is so ridiculous!!!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha. My fav is at about 44 secs on the second video. slow mo bullet ejaculation oops i mean evacuation.
ReplyDeletedirty. dirty. dirty. but. funny. funny. funny.
ReplyDelete*shakes himself from the reverie*
ReplyDeleteWell... dang... those are some mighty-fine, saucily-rifled guns right there.
Love the music. And the click of the bullets being loaded into the magazine.
And the beautiful mountains in the background!!