Saturday, December 5, 2009

Happy-go-fucking-lucky McPositive and the Curse of the Hairy Man-Bra Part 2

So, yeah, I made a video right after accidentally shaving my chest...

I must warn you, I have paaaaaaale skin, so if there's any chance that the glare may damage your eyes, please put on some sunglasses and sun-lotion.

Also, yeah, my hair looks like Christopher Walken's.


video


So yeah, seriously...never have a razor in the bath when you're bored.






In other news, I've flown back to my parents' place, getting ready for graduation on Monday. I know it's a big solemn ceremony and we all have to act lawerly etc, but I just know that at some point I'm going to have to do a little sprint, just to feel my robes swoosh about. I'll be like a wizard.

"Arigh Harry?" I'll get one of my bigger, hairier friends to say.

"Hello Hagrid" I'll reply.

Then we'll laugh, and get drunk.



Oh, oh, also, I've been idiot baiting this week, seeing as it's frowned upon when you do it to bears. Some absolutely fucking feeble-minded lady-face (I shall dub her Bonkers McFucking-Idiot-who-overcompensates-for-her-dull-life-and-lack-of-imagination-by-loving-god-a-bit-too-much) has written this post about Twilight (the series of teen vampiric romance novels - don't worry if you haven't heard of them, they're quite obscure..) and how it is evil and a tool of the devil. She claims that the books possessed her and other completely logical things. Totally has nothing to do with the faint whiff of erotica that clearly was too much for her. Anyway, her family burned the books.

Bookburning's not really kosher with me.

Anyway, read the blog, actually read it from front to end, and try not to say 'what the fuck?' loudly as you go through.

Then the comments section...it's just...it's too much fun. Some guy called Pizza Devil keeps adding more and more silly comments, obviously having far too much fun haha. I think he might be a friend of Happy-go-fucking-lucky - perhaps.


(Ps - I totally have nothing against people with any sort of faith, it's something which I probably envy at some level. People are free to worship whatever they like, be it Yahweh, RPatz or East-German Olympic female shot put champion Margitta Gummel-Helmboldt, and there's no call to judge them for that...BUT...read the article, and the comments, and see for yourself.)

6 comments:

  1. 1. That is going to be itchy growing back!
    2. Your accent is fab.
    3. You're not *that* pale.
    4. Funny!

    stopping by from 20sb.

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  2. Pfft, I know people can have their beliefs, but that's just taking it too far!!!
    Sounds like she needs to get out more.

    btw I really enjoy your blog!!

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  3. dear oh dear... I read that insane bible-bashing post... (and the comments... which made me wonder whether I'm even the same species as these people...)


    That girl needs a ride.

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  4. HAHAHAHA, saying what we're all thinking.

    Yeah, you can see why I so mercilessly took the piss haha.

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  5. I want to know her. She's one of those people I'd keep in my life to have a good laugh every now and then.

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  6. I couldn't read it all, I got bored with the constant Old Testament bible quoting.

    I think we're all familiar with the purported letter to Dr Laura which points out that Leviticus also says one is allowed no contact with a woman while she is menstruating, that you may possess slaves, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations and that adulterers should be stoned to death. I know some more reasonable people who don't take the Old Testament as seriously or literally as the New, but this girl seems to take it all together.

    And it's sad, in a way, you want to tell her it's ok, that she feels completely normal and she shouldn't torture herself with guilt. She should question authority, question who benefits from her obeying, and really, really she should read something other than the bible and teen fiction.

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